Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes; they taste like chicken.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit," I mean "kick," and by "sweaters," I mean "ass."
Chuck Norris divides by zero.
I don't know why Chuck Norris facts are so amusing. I'm sure poor Chuck gets sick of them!
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